I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
now try and get waxed ha ha
"They're coming to take me away Ha-Haaa!"
I am so pissed off. Once again I have been dismissed by a man on my point of view on pregnancy (and more precisely not wanting it to happen to me ever)
"you know nothing, you have never been pregnant yet"
Easy for you to say. Let me point out that you have never been pregnant either and will never have to worry about it. so yes, fuck you very much.
(unless mpreg but he’ll probably be long dead before technology/science makes it possible or we mutate in that direction. *cough*)
And why “yet” ? Haven’t you heard the part where I say that I don’t want to be pregnant EVER ?
"you will change your mind, someday a man will make it worth it"
excuse you, for a start you’re not a seer and not in my head,
adopting is also worth it. so is using a third party a womb for rent (let’s call it what it is),
And he said a man. not “someone”. A MAN will make it worth it. Here we go again, jumping to hetero-normative conclusions that are outright sexist. Well sorry to break it to you but the human kind isn’t only made of men. Faaar from it. (and I narrow it down to human. don’t get me started on aliens)
"There is nothing ugly about it. it’s about creating life. it’s beautiful"
Well I don’t know if you fell asleep during your wife’s pregnancy but I had pregnant women in my circle of acquaintances and let me tell you the things I saw and heard, it’s NOT pretty AT ALL. I think you missed a whole season in the series of events of your life, unless it can be overlooked because it didn’t happen to you personally, arsehole.
"but don’t you want to have a baby of your own ? have some legacy to pass on ? achieve something ?"
you don’t OWN a baby. as far as I know it’s still a human being, so yes you might have to take care of it but you don’t OWN it, it’s not yours to control and play with forever, it’s not a pet or a toy.
Legacy can be passed on to anyone. it’s not exclusive to children, and even less to children of your own blood. It means nothing to me.
Are you suggesting that my life choices until now are worthless because I failed to achieve the main task of a woman or something ? Are you once again being a prick or am I dreaming the whole thing ?
"someday it will be too late. you will not be able to have a child and you’re going to regret"
hello, hum, science ? adoption ? foster kids ? does that ring a bell ? we went through this. also the not-seer part ? are you even listening ?
and then I get called “feminist” like it’s a bad thing, or I get told to “calm down, you seem upset by the topic”
don’t fucking tell me to calm down like I am having an episode of hysteria when I am just trying to make you understand how stupid you are.
I really am angry that in this time and age there are still people who are so close minded. I am not calling myself a model of tolerance but still.
A cancer sufferer travelled thousands of miles across China to buy a two-legged goat that walks on its hind legs because he admires its strong spirit. Wang Xinmin, who suffers from lymphoma, journeyed from his hometown in Fuyang in eastern China’s Anhui Province to buy the animal for 4,500 Yuan (£450) in Zhoukou in Henan Province. The 31-year-old made the decision after reading a newspaper report about how the goat had taught itself to walk after being born with only two hind legs.
someone design Tshirts with fake random inflatable fore-limbs for that goat and send it to China thank you
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
if you spin it super fast the feet don’t even leave the thing and you’d have yourself a short range combat weapon
as a kid i was sure i could take down any bad dude that came at me with this thing it hurt like hell
I didn’t bring it back to the shop. I kept using it on my brother.